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A deer joke

Postby oldzimm » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:32 pm

Three bucks were standing in a woodlot, a 12pt, 8pt and a small spike buck. The 12pt said I'm happy with my 10 does, the 8pt said I'm happy with my 4 does, the spike buck said I'm happy with my 1 doe.

At that time a giant of a 16pt buck comes out of the thicket, with his large antlers he turns a 6 inch in diameter oak tree into splinters.

The 12pt said I'm happy with 5 does, the 8pt said I'm happy with 2 does and the spike buck started pawing at the ground like he was mad, he made a scrape 5 yards wide. The other bucks said what are you doing?

The spike buck said IIIII just just wanted him to know I'm a buck.
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Postby crosscountry2 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:44 pm

Ha, I herd this before but it still makes me laugh.
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Re: A deer joke

Postby macro_grp02 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:39 am

oldzimm wrote:Three bucks were standing in a woodlot, a 12pt, 8pt and a small spike buck. The 12pt said I'm happy with my 10 does, the 8pt said I'm happy with my 4 does, the spike buck said I'm happy with my 1 doe.

At that time a giant of a 16pt buck comes out of the thicket, with his large antlers he turns a 6 inch in diameter oak tree into splinters.

The 12pt said I'm happy with 5 does, the 8pt said I'm happy with 2 does and the spike buck started pawing at the ground like he was mad, he made a scrape 5 yards wide. The other bucks said what are you doing?

The spike buck said IIIII just just wanted him to know I'm a buck.


Yeah. It is an old one but alwys brings out a chuckle to anybody. How come we don't have much jokes here anymore?
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:10 pm

Lost funny bone.
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Re: A deer joke

Postby KwackWacker » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:38 pm

macro_grp02 wrote:
How come we don't have much jokes here anymore?


Post some up.
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