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Postby Brow Tine » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:43 am

DocHolladay wrote:Redneck say, "Its cheaper to shoot at the other dots on the target than it is to buy new fletching".


Good One :lol:
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:44 pm

Hey,atleast you wasnt nock hunting and done a robin hood.My buddy is really bad for nock hunting,some people we dot shoot with wait till he shoots so he wont try to hit the nocks on their arrows.
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Postby Tony204ing » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:28 pm

There was a time when i shot like that.I would be mad if 5 arrows were not touching.That was way before marrige,kid or even being a homeowner and i shot an hour per day all year long.Now days i randomly pick the bow up and can still put in the sweet spot with no problem but you do lose what you dont use.I wish i had that kind of time now to devote to my recurve.Then i would pitch the matthews
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:07 pm

You like them stickbows huh?Ever try a Blackwidow?Now thats a sweet bow.
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Postby Tony204ing » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:15 pm

Thats what all my buddies shoot.They are 800 dollar bows though.I bought a martin x-200 for a couple hundred bucks and told myself when i was good enough to kill with it i can get a Black Widow.I hold a pretty good group with it across my garage(10 yds)but after that it gets kinda ugly.Im just not confident enough to hunt with it yet.Maybe some day.
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Postby KwackWacker » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:00 pm

My bad luck continues and I can only blame tenpoint and NY for jinxing me. Pulled out of the church parking lot this morning and a 20 year old girl decided to run the red light. My tahoe is in bad shape.
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Postby Tony204ing » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:08 pm

Sorry to hear the bad news.That really sucks.Maybe it wasnt a jinx on thier part.Maybe its karma since you started this thread.
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Postby Tenpoint » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:41 pm

KwackWacker wrote:My bad luck continues and I can only blame tenpoint and NY for jinxing me. Pulled out of the church parking lot this morning and a 20 year old girl decided to run the red light. My tahoe is in bad shape.


Well at least it was not your fault, like me and NY :oops: . The important thing is that everyone is ok. Sounds like no one was hurt.

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Postby NYBuckhunter » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:13 am

That sucks Kwack, sorry to hear it.
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Postby Bushie Jackman » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:27 am

Why does my computer light with the battery symbol keep popping up from time to time on my pick up truck? I sure wish you could talk and tell me what is wrong. Do you need a new battery sweet-heart or is your alternator going bad?
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Postby KwackWacker » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:40 am

Tony204ing wrote:Sorry to hear the bad news.That really sucks.Maybe it wasnt a jinx on thier part.Maybe its karma since you started this thread.

Look, I had to throw the blame on somebody Tony. Watch out or I'll start blaming you! :lol:

Bushie Jackman wrote: Why does my computer light with the battery symbol keep popping up from time to time on my pick up truck?


Check the voltage on your battery first, it should put out between 12.5 and 13.5 volts. If it is putting out good voltage, check your ground. Mine used to do the same thing. I replaced the ground to the frame. The connection was loose and the ground wire was pretty much shot. This has a tendency to give the system a false reading as a battery failure.
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:35 pm

Glad you are okay bubba.Sorry bout the truck.
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Postby Tony204ing » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:04 pm

Maybe were just looking to far into kwack.Lets just leave it at being the girls fault.
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Postby NYBuckhunter » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:16 am

The opener for bow is Saturday and Im feeling a cold coming on...figures.... :(
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Postby KwackWacker » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:34 am

NYBuckhunter wrote:The opener for bow is Saturday and Im feeling a cold coming on...figures.... :(


Theraflu is some awesome stuff. Tastes like horse manure but works great. I suggest you drink a gallon or two today.
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Postby NYBuckhunter » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:07 am

As long as Im not puking my guts out, ill be in my stand. :D
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Postby KwackWacker » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:43 pm

Remember how I said I love hunting in a misting rain? Okay, well if you missed it I do. It started misting 15 minutes ago. I called the boss and had this conversation...
Me: Hey Boss, I guess I'm not as healed as I thought I was. I'm feeling pretty bad. I don't want to push it too much. I need the rest of the afternoon off.

Boss: Whatever you need Kwack. Hey, is it raining down your way? (he works in Maryland)

Me: Yeah, it's been misting on and off for a little bit, why?

Boss: Send me pictures if you kill a good one.

I like my boss a lot.
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Postby NYBuckhunter » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:36 pm

LMAO thats funny!
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:32 pm

He must have a crystal ball.
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Postby Tony204ing » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:00 pm

he must hunt too.
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Postby NYBuckhunter » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:44 am

What a perfect morning for opening day! 33 degrees with a 2mph wind out of the SE! I couldnt ask for any better weather! Just grabbing some coffee and then in the shower and off to my stand I go!
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:08 pm

Lucky dog!Some of us had to work. :(
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Postby NYBuckhunter » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:56 pm

Update on my day in the NY hunting forum....
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Postby NYBuckhunter » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:36 pm

Meat in the freezer is such a good feeling... :D
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Postby DocHolladay » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:42 pm

Carried 2 buddies hunting today.

MORNING:
The first one is my English friend and I carried him to a farm about 45min from us. He has never shot a deer with his crossbow, but has had it for 2 years now. He had about 10 doe come out and he shot at one and the bolt sailed over her back. Guessed them to be 40yds and they were 30. Clean miss.

AFTERNOON:
My other buddy has been bow hunting for several years and I carried him close to where I used to live. I have seen some decent bucks there, but I havent killed one. Mostly doe or basket racks 6's and 8's. He was sitting there watching where I told him the deer usually come from and he turned to his left and there was a buck. He drew back and shot clean over its back. He thought it was at 30yds when it was only 20.

2 people, 1 day, 2 clean misses!!!!
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Postby KwackWacker » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:40 am

DocHolladay wrote: Post about buddies missing deer.



All I have to say is....
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:36 pm

Ya'll crack me up. :D
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Postby DocHolladay » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:59 pm

I am not taking anyone else hunting again. My record so far is 100% sightings and 0% kills.

I took my buddy and his daughter to the property that is 45 minutes away. It was juvenile weekend and he was gonna take her to public land, so I told him that I would take him where we would see some deer with less pressure. Pretty slow morning until about 8am, when the switch flipped....... long story short, I see a deer move to our left and tell him to hit the can call. A little 4pt buck comes in on a string and his daughter takes careful aim, the deer spooks, we get him to stop, she is still taking careful aim, and BOOOOOOOM, the smokepole goes off. The little buck acts like he is hit, then stops on top of the rise and looks back at us, flicks his tail and runs off. I hear her whisper, I think I hit the fence. I get out and look and sure nuff, she hit the fence. I ran and looked for blood and didnt see any. I get back in the blind and we stay another 1.5 hours and see several more deer, some bucks chasing, but not in range. Hunt is over by 9:45. Busted several more deer leaving the woods. 12 deer total seen, 1 shot at and missed.


That makes 3 hunters I have put on deer and 3 hunters that have missed for various reasons.
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Postby KwackWacker » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:12 pm

You make one hell of a guide but just not much of a shooting coach I guess. :D
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:16 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby markfromLI » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:37 pm

DocHolladay wrote:I am not taking anyone else hunting again. My record so far is 100% sightings and 0% kills.

I took my buddy and his daughter to the property that is 45 minutes away. It was juvenile weekend and he was gonna take her to public land, so I told him that I would take him where we would see some deer with less pressure. Pretty slow morning until about 8am, when the switch flipped....... long story short, I see a deer move to our left and tell him to hit the can call. A little 4pt buck comes in on a string and his daughter takes careful aim, the deer spooks, we get him to stop, she is still taking careful aim, and BOOOOOOOM, the smokepole goes off. The little buck acts like he is hit, then stops on top of the rise and looks back at us, flicks his tail and runs off. I hear her whisper, I think I hit the fence. I get out and look and sure nuff, she hit the fence. I ran and looked for blood and didnt see any. I get back in the blind and we stay another 1.5 hours and see several more deer, some bucks chasing, but not in range. Hunt is over by 9:45. Busted several more deer leaving the woods. 12 deer total seen, 1 shot at and missed.


That makes 3 hunters I have put on deer and 3 hunters that have missed for various reasons.




I promise if you offer to take a NY'er out and show him the ways of TN, Whitetail I will make swure I won't miss. I will even sign some paper work stating I guarantee I won't miss!!! haha.
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Postby BlackbirdHiLL » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:09 pm

Just got back from the evening hunt. Seen alot of doe's, 3 little bucks & 1 descent 5x5. He'll be good next year :D
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