How to wash your kitty.

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How to wash your kitty.

Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:29 pm

This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean
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Postby Bowhunters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:50 pm

Gosh that's old but still funny, I can't help but get a mental picture when I read that.
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:29 pm

Yeah I know,i got a 4 month old kitten,may have to try and see if it really works. :lol:
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:42 pm

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Postby mainewhitetail » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:26 am

what went wrong! i tryed this with our new kitten.open lid cats gone ?kids will not talk to me! wife will not shut up!
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Postby Bowhunters » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:34 pm

Great video of cats doing crazy stuff - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_Jv ... re=related
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Kitty rescue,roto rooter.
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Postby mainewhitetail » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:55 pm

good news don,t need rooter! city sewer. bad news maybe i should have took id tag off of cat before washing. city sewer called worst mouth than wife! sorry have to go police at door.
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Postby RICHARDCatdaddy » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:04 pm

We aint taking donations for bail here.
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Postby mainewhitetail » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:33 pm

Good news when police was taking me to jail heard wife say she was calling lawyer! Bad news lawyer has not shown up yet at jail? Good news mom did and bald me out! Bad news she herd what the charges were and wants her bail money back! Good news is i am home and no one is home? BAD NEWS is i took awful beatings and kicks and stabbed twice in jail! guards said it will be worst when prison inmates get a hold of me!!! guards can be mean! :(
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Postby macro_grp02 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:43 am

That is just so funny. But I won't dare do that. This would scare the heck out of anybody. :P
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