There was an airplane crash in Quebec last week. The pilot and three passengers were in the Cessna. One was from Peta, the other two were an old hunter and a young man about 15 years old. When the pilot realized the plane was going down he took one parachute and said to the three passengers, "You fellas are going to have to decide who gets the last two parachutes, Sorry."
The fella from Peta grabbed a bag and said, "I'm too important to die, you two will have to fight it out for the last chute." And he bailed out the door.
The old hunter said to the young man,"I am old and have lived a good life. You take the last chute." The young man said "No problem, there's still two chutes. That important guy just jumped with my backpack."
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