Unique Up On It.
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2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?**
Tame Way.
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3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?**
They Take The Psychopath
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4. How Do You Get Holy Water?**
You Boil The Hell Out Of It**
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5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?**
Dam!**
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6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?*
*Polaroids
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7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?**
A Stick
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8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? **Nacho Cheese.
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9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?**
Subordinate Clauses.
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10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?**
Quatro Cinco.
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11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?**
Spoiled Milk.**
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12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?**
Frostbite.
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13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?*
*A Nervous Wreck.
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14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?**
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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15. Where Do You Find a **Pig With No Legs?**
Right Where You Left Him.
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16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?**
Because They Have Big Fingers.
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17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?**
Because It Scares The Dog.
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**18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?**
**Sanka.
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19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?*
*The Location** Of The Dirt Bag.
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20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?**
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
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21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?**
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack**.
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**22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?**
**Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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Now, admit it . . at least one of these made you smile
