SHH!

[paula14428]

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"

[paula14428]

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

[RICHARDCatdaddy]

Paula,I aint going hunting with you....EVER!!!

[Tenpoint]

LOL!!!

[paula14428]

Why not Rich? I'll be down your way next week, I'll stop and we can talk about it.

[RICHARDCatdaddy]

What cha coming to Ky for?To see us REAL rednecks?

[paula14428]

I am riding down to NC, hitting Ga, Sc and maybe TN.I have lived in Ga and have family there so i know what your about. lol

[RICHARDCatdaddy]

To know me is love me.

[paula14428]

I am sure

[RICHARDCatdaddy]

Yup,me too.Its a truckin thing I guess.