Ernest Hemingway, if you can understand some of his work. He used to drink a lot when he wrote so some of it may not make any sense. He drank a llllooottt. Other than that stick with a classic, if you haven't read Huckleberry Finn, you should, great book. If you have read it, read it again. I find something new and funnier every time I read it.
But then I have heard about a new book coming out by some guy named Doc Holidoo or something, the book is titled "The Definitive Cat Hunters Guide to Bagging a Big Tabby". He aslo wrote "The More Than One Way to Skin a Cat, Cat Skinning Pamphlet", Good reading as I've heard.

Keep the tradition alive, teach a kid how to hunt.